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“Relentless”, is how one tv journalist who has been captive on the Coalition campaign bus for the past two and a half weeks describes it. The tour of Doblo’s market is the third campaign stop of the day. Barring any last minute Albomentum, Herbert is not in play. When Kevin ‘07 swept John Howard out of office, the seat of Herbert swung 6% towards Labor. Morrison began the day in Townsville, in the seat of Herbert, held by the nuggety Phil Thompson on an 8.4% margin. Scott Morrison visits the Norship shipyard engineering facility on day 18 of the election campaign, in Cairns, in the seat of Leichhardt. After substantial swings against Labor in 2019, the buffers in the seats north of Brisbane are difficult for Anthony Albanese to overcome at this election. The Coalition is feeling comfortable about Queensland. This make-believe takes place in the seat of Capricornia, held by the Coalition on a 12.4% margin by Michelle Landry, the incumbent since 2013. Pound fresh turmeric for a veggie curry on Saturday night? It’s oddly captivating, the layers of artifice. This is the Morrison machine at its best. None of the peculiar Abbott-isms that came before that. There are none of the awkward pauses that used to plague Malcolm Turnbull when he attempted to mingle with middle Australia. He knows this is his strength as a politician. Morrison is softer in this embodiment, he smiles and jokes easily. It’s strange, after two years of pandemic politics, to be reminded of Morrison back in his natural habitat, pressing the flesh with voters, making small talk. “You’d have people just coming here to walk through it in summer – it’s either here or go to the pool!”
“So this is what you invested with the instant asset write off?” he asks Dom, already knowing the answer, which was included earlier in the campaign brief to reporters. He is the director of his own show.ĭespite the best efforts of the cammos, staffers assiduously guide Morrison away from a large statue of a gorilla sitting in a nest of bananas, protecting him from any monkey puns on the evening news. He is the star actor, while imagining being the spectator. He curates images and conversations for the consumption of the media pack precisely. Morrison is aware of every angle, every interpretation of his campaign event. Watching the prime minister winding through the cool rooms, making small talk with owner Dom Doblo, filling his bag with fruit and veg, it’s possible just for a moment to suspend disbelief, imagine for a second that what we are witnessing is real life.īut of course, the swarm of cameras, boom mics and reporters that shadow the prime minister’s every move exposes the charade. Baby eggplants – like the ones “Jen and the girls” grew in Canberra. “Ah, taro”! He says, as if greeting an old friend.